I was born in Homerton, London, England in 1987, my mum moved to London after splitting up with my dad, she didn't stay there long after my birth because the area we were living in was pretty rough and she didn't want to bring me up in a place like that so moved back to our 'home' town where most of our family live (some of the stories she has told me about the area we lived in are crazy O.o like one time some gang of teenagers impaled a dog on a fence... :o). We lived here for a few years, my mum met someone new and he ended up moving in and becoming my step dad >:o He was in the army and was pretty nice from what i remember being young (changed as i got older ;D) he got me my first Nintendo, i remember playing Mario for the first time :P Ownage <3 Funniest thing i can remember from this place (gonna regret typing this i can tell ;)) was when my aunty was looking after me one time and i decided it would be funny to run out the front door completely naked and make her chase me around the street :o... Rofl, i was only like 2 or 3 ;-; I'm allowed to run around naked!
After a few years we ended up moving house to a nearby town, which is right near the largest army base in England, it was a pretty small town and not much happened rly, i first got in contact with my real dad while living here though when i was 8 years old. It was weird lol, some random man you've never met before hugging you and stuff :o My mum was VERRRRRY worried that he was gonna like kidnap me or something rofl XD He just took me to the park and then we went to his house and i was playing on his Super Nintendo on Home Alone :o He lost track of time and ended up taking me back to my mum late which scared my mum a bit :P. Oh hang on, i said not much happened here :o Two of my brothers were born here rofl XD Ugly little so and so's what a pain in the ass they turned out to be :P.
Soon after my second brother was born we had to move house to Cyprus, which is an island in the Mediterranean (all these moves are because of my step dad being in the army, i dunno how it works but they get relocated a lot lol) this was probs my favorite place i've ever lived, but my mum is a noob and complained that it was too hot and stuff so the army had us relocated after around 8 months of living there -.-
I used to be a pro at Pogs (h) this dodgy guy with a moustache used to sell packets of crisps and they had Pogs in em so i'd buy those and win everyones Pogs off them mwuahahaha!
So we didn't really live there all that long before moving back to England to a place called Whittington, it was a pretty lame village but it wasn't too bad overall '-' There was a woods right near my house which i played in quite a lot with friends lol, we had our little secret area of the woods where we built our dens and stuff XD I used to be a little sports whore here i was like the best in my year for quite a few sports lol, was in the cross country/relay team for our county X)
Next we moved to a place called Brecon which is in Wales, it was pretty cool here i managed to make friends with some complete psycho my first day there, i later found out he has like a temper problem and stuff lol, like he'd attack the headmaster and run away from school and stuff O.o We ended up fighting after he tried to steal my stick i was playing with one time, he pushed me against a wall and tried to grab it lol so i beat his ass and got my stick back XD I later made friends with a welsh guy who didn't live in the army camp who was funny as hell XD Me and him used to mess around constantly in school and the teacher ended up getting a psychiatrist to test us lmfao because we messed around to much, but the joke was on her because my results were like ownage, i passed at the level a 15 year old should and i was 11 or 12 <3. Oh and OH MY GOD Zelda Ocarina Of Time for my birthday while i was living here, 2nd best game ever after RS :P Haven't played it for years :( Lol i couldn't get enough of that game XD I was in the schools cross county team again at this place and the big race i did i was first throughout the whole thing and got overtook on the final stretch! zomgbbq ended up coming 2nd but the other guy was from our school so it wasn't too bad >.>.
We lived there like 2 years i think then we moved to Germany, to a place called Sennelager. We lived in a block of flats right on the top floor, it was a pretty hawt flat tbh, cept my mum complained again whining there was no storage space for stuff and wanted to live somewhere else, but we ended up staying in the flat :P I was here around the time Pokemon cards were popular, lol i had an ownage collection (still got them somewhere O.o) my real dad used to buy me lots of the packets so i literally had hundreds of them, like doubles of some of the rarest cards and stuff :x. The English and the German people never really got on very well lmao the kids were like always fighting and stuff and the adults always arguing =o I remember there being a football (soccer) game on between the English team and the German team while i was there and England won, and all the nubs start running around outside shouting abuse at the Germans lol, kinda crazy XD. Anyway whilst we lived here my mum and step dad ended up getting divorced so we dumped him in Germany and moved back to England, to where i currently live now (same place we moved to after London).
It was kinda weird moving back here, i'd been living in army camps and foreign countries nearly all my life and had never really lived in a biggish town/city, all the army places were tiny villages overrun by the army camp XD Went to school for 3 years then took a computing and geography course at college for another 3 years. Started playing Runescape during my first year at school after a friend introduced me to it, but i didn't have my own computer so usually spent my time 'scooterin' as my Geordie teacher used to call it :o I'd do stunts/tricks etc on one of those micro scooters with teh skaters, i got pretty good at it but pretty much stopped when i started college XD. While living here my mum has met someone new and they have had 2 kids, a boy and a girl, so i now have 3 brothers and a sister ahhhhh!!
I bought every cookie factory in the world in 2006 and have been eatin' all de cookies, and sellin' you de fake cookies! Mwuahahaha! Jk, but owning a cookie factory would own :o...
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